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[biffwinnipeg]

I just did karaoke. First time ever. I did Prince's "Kiss" at the top of my lungs, as high as I could go. The girl I was performing with got scared and sat down, so I started dancing, peeling clothes, winking at people, thrusting my crotch...

....and it was the single greatest achievement of my life.

Why doesn't anyone comment?

Comments

[vkellogg]

Makes you feel alive doesn't it?

I had a comment for your last entry but when I went to submit it I went blank. Had something to do with elitists, whatever than means.

[biffwinnipeg]

For some reason the comment system does get fucked up now and again. I've successfully sent comments that have never showed up. Damn communists.

[mandab123]

Jeff....That is the single Scariest thing I've ever heard in my life....

[biffwinnipeg]

You calling me ugly? You wouldn't want me singing to you and dancing sexy?

[biffwinnipeg]

To classify the shrieking I did as singing does a disservice to all who can legitimately carry a tune.

I wish I could actually sing or make some type of music, but alas: I'm talentless through and through. I love music, I actually have a good ear for instruments, tone, etc, but I suck at actually creating anything that has any artistic quality.

So I make an ass out of myself with Prince and dancing like a harlot in an effort to cover my deficiency.

[baikonurbird]

karaoke is great! should you ever make your way to youngstown ohio, we have crapaoke every wednesday at this place the nyabinghi. as suggested by the name its a wild and crazy time with a bunch of idiots who dont give a fuck. i have some picks at my site www.eng.ysu.edu

keep on rocking.

[biffwinnipeg]

I could only do the most ridiculous songs for karaoke, I wouldn't be able to do it on a nightly basis. Mainly feminine songs that give me an excuse to get nasty on random girls in the audience for laughs. I'm a humorous bastard like that.

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[baikonurbird]

thats crapaoke up and down the line, only once a week though. my favorites to do are either the female songs (i.e. toni braxton, whitney houston, spice girls) or 80's (i.e. george micheal/wham, erasure)