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1. Nickelback
2. Theory of a Deadman
3. Linkin Park
4. System of a Down...What the fuck are you?
5. Toby Keith
6. Staind
7. Default
8. Puddle of Mudd
9. Blink 182
10. Hinder
11. Thornley...arrogant son of a bitch
12. Seether
13. Disturbed
14. Limp Bizkit
15. Hoobastank

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What kind of soap does everyone use and why? And how well do you clean your privates? No one likes a stinky bug now do they?

You are a guitar.


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Man I have a serious waiting hard-on for the warmer months of spring and summer. I'm tired of the cold and a vagina look-alike between my thighs. I need the warm weather upon my face like a moist muff. Not to mention the smell of love and growth. Want some...yes sir three bags full sir.

Hello,

I am a jerk for not coming out to Stace's Christmas party. I am slowly becoming my alter ego "hermit man". Make it up to everyone. Lots on mind and trying to work it out.

Jeffrey