Another one bites the dust

[big_bubba]

I had my leg shaved today by a pretty girl who doesn't think I need to go to the gym.

Comments

[julival]

thought your calves were well turned enough already, did she?

[big_bubba]

Must be. She got to study them for over half an hour while I was laying on my stomach wearing only shirt, socks and underwear.

[rhodric]

whoa

[big_bubba]

Dude!

[big_bubba]

I'm sure being shaved with the Force would make my legs nice and smooth.

[jemany]

Am I going to have to be the one to ask why the heck you were having your leg/legs shaved in the first place?

[big_bubba]

Apparently.

I was having a mole on my leg removed. The doctor didn't like my hairy leg.

[jemany]

You've totally gone to the dark side M, if you're having cosmetic surgery. *l*

[big_bubba]

Nothing cosmetic about it. Had a mole removed that looked suspicious. I don't want to get skin cancer.