Do you think I could work that up into a plausible scenario that I could then sell to FOB's management team? I mean, I gotta earn a little, if just for pain and suffering.
No, that would have been if the unicorns jumped off their laps as they rode around in the golf carts and started eating the babies in the daycare while I served up open-faced pastrami sandwiches at the club house.
But...but..but then there would be sex, right? Or...maybe the unicorns were um...in the golf carts...on people's laps (I'm not kidding, they were SMALL unicorns) and if the golf cart was a phallic symbol then. Eh, screw it. I'm not salvaging this one.
Okay, wait a minute. I don't think I've had a unicorn dream before in my whole entire life. And now, I get my first-ever Supernatural dream, and there's UNICORNS. Not one. Not two. There were four or five of the little mongrels.
Now I gotta figure out where the golf cart was GOING. Damn.
I was wondering about Optimus. I was going to call my son over to properly identify him, but a) he's asleep and b) you were talking about phallic symbols and golf carts. Or, I was. Maybe I should call my daughter over to observe the rutting unicorns.
Comments 66
Reply
Reply
Reply
Do you think it was the cold medicine?
Reply
Reply
: )
Reply
Reply
Reply
Okay, wait a minute. I don't think I've had a unicorn dream before in my whole entire life. And now, I get my first-ever Supernatural dream, and there's UNICORNS. Not one. Not two. There were four or five of the little mongrels.
Now I gotta figure out where the golf cart was GOING. Damn.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Optimus Prime is going to be annoyed that I used him to illustrate 'golf cart' and 'phallic'.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Or vice-versa.
Reply
Leave a comment