1. Dan. I don't know his last name or his age, i'd estimate 30, but i do know he's one fine little piece of ass.
2. Sierra Siemer. This one doesn't need an explanation.
3. Annika Meyer. I can't resist a halfie.
4. Sarah Hoppe. Because her tongue does wonders.
5. Sarah Lambie. The only woman that holds the key to my heart AND vagina. <3<3 ( Read more... )

I'M RETARDED AND I WISH I WERE MORE LIKE MY PAL ANNIKA M. MEYER, CUZ SHE'S A HAWTIE

since ashley has been away from beloved live journal for far too long i am taking the liberty of updating for her ( Read more... )

is it just me...or does glenn theodore seaborg get sexier and sexier every time you look at my livejournal page?

i really want to see kill bill 2. and a long term homosexual relationship.

I OFFICIALLY HATE ANNIKA A. MEYER FOR BEING ASKED TO SENIOR BALL BY A CERTAIN JAPANESE BOY NAMED MARK THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE SAME NIGHT AS MY PROM, LEAVING ME DATELESS, SEXLESS, AND NAKED. I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND ACTUALLY TAKE A GUY. DAMN.

i hereby protest the choppertopper, for various reasons:
1. not informing me of her lovely birthday.
2. not INVITING me on her lovely birthday outing.
3. having the only ass this side of the mississip larger than mine.

down with trihawks

oh dear, another school night down the drain. at least i'm getting paid for watching these filthy slobs i call siblings. this includes christian, because often i feel like i'm babysitting him too. read: i am the only member of my mother's side of the family that is NOT a disgusting slob. if you care to contest, i challenge you to a battle to ( Read more... )

what the fuck am i doing with my life ( Read more... )