I watch this show date my mom like everyday on MTV...Read this, watch it, see how close it is ( Read more... )

Yea I had a letter I wrote with a buncha random crap in it ready to send to New Jersey.... It somehow jumped into my basements garbage can...I dont know how....I swear =-/ ....... Ok you caught me I threw it in there...... Jeff and Chris were right... Internet pussy isnt real! Remember that shit... Even tho I have had g/f's I met off the internet ( Read more... )

I need a g/f lol......Dammit......Van is bein fixed this week, getting a cell this week. Goin to wisconsin wed. goin to chronic future thur. goin to finger eleven saturday,.,.,YES!!!!!1

Went to see Retard-O-Bot and Screaming Monkey Boner today in Al Capones old brewery..Well the bar was infront and the rest of the building was abandoned and closed off....Or was it??....But we saw Retard-O-Bot they played 10 min...And stormed off cuz the place was so shitty...Thats where things got intresting.....A full story to come that will be ( Read more... )

So Im sitting on the computer....All the sudden. *knock* Dogs start barking... I get up and check...No one there.... WTF is what Im thinking.. Then I see a kid pop out behind a bush. So I go outside in my pj pants, a backwards hat, and no shirt (the ultimate asshole look) and start cussing the kid out in the middle of the street. Now for those of ( Read more... )

Chapter 1 ( Read more... )

Ok God playin with me today.... Like this sad song that this band wrote for my ex g/f came on and as soon as it did when I was cleaning my room I found a picture of us behind my bed and I was like....Weird but whatever its a kawinky dink. THEN on the ride home from work I was looking at my beanie and listening to my immortal on the radio and when ( Read more... )

Well my friend from funclub www.funclubisfun.com are off to New York tom. doing a show with some swedish band at a club that Jay-Z is always at I guess. That kicks ass. I wish um the best of luck and safety cuz we need the fun club back here in one piece or a riot will be started by me, myself, and Irene... But goodluck guys and the best of luck to ( Read more... )

I know how it feels to be on your own ( Read more... )

These random people drove up to Dale outside and wanted a hug and started to pull away when he tried to. then came back and I went up to the car with him and we kept askin when they were gonna shoot us.and when they pulled away they threw up a symbol and I yelled "WHY ARE YOU FLIPPING US OFF?" And they threw it in reverse and was like "Thats the ( Read more... )