So it been quite a while since the last time I updated. I've been in quite the rut as of late. I lost my job at COTS on the 10th of May and since then have been eating Pasta 3 times a day. The job search is continuing I guess, and I have my hearing coming up with the Department of Labor to get my benefits. I'm gonna fucking cream COTS for ( Read more... )

He didn't notice my manicure or my pedicure... but if its the first impression, he has nothing to judge it from. So I didn't get any resounding comments on how well my hands and feet were pampered. Now, I fear I need to keep it up as not to look "lesser" than he expects. He did however appreciate my ass as he was sliding his fingers in between my ( Read more... )

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So I went to the doctors thinking I had HPV. I do not...maybe I do....they don't know for sure. They also don't know if I Have any fissures, or the big C colon cancer. I know, I know, this is like the second Major Ass Scare for me. If you all remember correctly, the last one involved douching with a public fountain. Anyways. I have to meet with a ( Read more... )

I went to Montreal with my good friend Luke yesterday. It was a whimsical event. We left yesterday afternoon around 1 and got into the city around 3. Then we got lost until around 6ish. We were supposed to go to this restaurant that he liked, but it closed. So we headed into the center of the city to find a place to eat. There was this cute little ( Read more... )

So last night I started watching Rose Red, and then I finished it today. The first time I saw it was when I was younger and at Valeriah's House. I know now why she loved that movie so much, because there was a woman character in there who was in love with Jesus, and somehow she made it out alive. I think she wanted to believe that with jesus, she ( Read more... )

The only two times we've really received snow this year were in two HUGE snow storms, the first one, on Valentines day, and the second one, today on Saint Patrick's Day.

Two Holidays, Lovely.

I had been on several excursions throughout South America, and before returning home, I thought I'd visit the islands in Maine. I was on Vinalhaven because it seems like everyone has been there. About half way through my vacation there, I hear a weather report that there is a violent storm, which they called another Katrina moving its way up the ( Read more... )

It seems that Burlington got voted as the "greenest" city in the country. At least so says Better Homes magazine. I hope all of you fucking trustafarians are happy. You did this to us. Bastards. Now there will be an influx of global warming freaks who belong to million dollar corporate parents that are trying to rebel by wearing dreads and ( Read more... )