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The most original, in the very least.

an ex-boyfriend of mine once called me early in the morning... and he told me that he had discovered the meaning of life. Calmly, I asked him what he meant. He told me that he had dreamed that night, what the meaning of life was... and that he had remembered, at the time, to write it down, for surely he ( Read more... )

So I'm back.

and they all applauded… some even stood…

I haven’t been on LJ in forever, so I’m catching up on the 3+ pages of LJ posts that I’ve missed.  I feel like I am a part of a world that I… don’t help.  Instead of crying over natural disasters like I always do, I have this incredible urge to put my hands in front of my and dive directly ( Read more... )

( 307 ON ICE... )

Merry Christmas I love you!


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I opened my car door and the most satisfying crunch greeted me. I heaved it open, and huffed out a breath to amuse myself. I looked up to watch my breath rise and dissipate. Toward hidden stars. I fell into the drivers seat- as you must do in a Dodge Stealth. Crank. and I hear another less satisfying crunch. My windshield wipers are frozen ( Read more... )

*the most absolutely terrible and offensive stream of obscenities you can imagine... +2*
A 3.4. A f@#$ing 3.4. How is it that in one of the easiest semesters of my college career, I have managed to get this GPA? Seriously? Someone please flog me. May the intense flames of my own fury consume me before I must tell my parents. In which case, ( Read more... )

I made a new journal layout! Go me for wasting study time!
for a little while, I was terribly concerned that I had been too... focused. It was frightening. So I'm glad that now I'm procrastinating ( Read more... )

oh my god, all of you look at what I stole from markio
i don't know him, but I saw this picture on soosed. these are funny....
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This man lives within three blocks of my boyfriend:
I'm worried, particularly because of the "unnatural intercourse" charges.


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