Comments | bigboss9631: I know she's going to read this and that's what makes this awkward

bigboss9631

I know she's going to read this and that's what makes this awkward

Aug 11, 2005 19:09

EDIT- Lameness pwned by semi-request of super azn man.
( Quarantined Lameness )

Comments 12

coryengle August 11 2005, 23:51:32 UTC

Cliff! I will help you out.

1. Running is the key to all weight loss. I don't care WHAT they say. It's true. Run like 15 miles a week, I don't care how or what pace, just do it.

2. For your weight you should probably eat about 2000 or less calories a day. Give it a try, it's easier than you think.

3. Weightlifting will ensure you chick magnetism! Get on a weightlifting routine where you do biceps, triceps, chest and lats. Everything else is gravy.

4. This entry is kind of lame! Be cool about it and it will get you much further in your attempts.

There you go!

coryengle August 11 2005, 23:53:38 UTC

oh, two more things.

1. drink as much water as you possibly can. it will fuel your workouts, clear your acne, and curve your appetite.

2. i tried to do "extreme makeover, John Gold edition" and now he's exercise bulimic and unattractively boney. don't do that.

bigboss9631 August 12 2005, 00:14:19 UTC

You are good at helping. I shall take your advice. I know about the running, and I drink nearly nothing but water, which is good. Thanks for the help super azn man. I see you are having no problems with the chick magnetism, you totally have a girl.

coryengle August 12 2005, 00:16:24 UTC

;)

brokenpews_ August 12 2005, 01:05:21 UTC

Ohhh, yea! Duh, I thought it was her. She is soooo pretty, its like gah!

I thought it was anna-liisa. WRONG.

forget_me_later August 12 2005, 01:31:13 UTC

Ok. You need to IM me now because I am forcing myself back into your life. I miss you.

ex oh ex THIS

^hit it up.

bigboss9631 August 12 2005, 10:10:30 UTC

craziness

bigboss9631 August 12 2005, 10:13:37 UTC

yeah, i'm like...99% over her (no offense) I talked to her a couple weeks ago though. yeah, she is crazy sexy

coryengle August 12 2005, 10:39:00 UTC

IM me and tell me who it is.

bigboss9631 August 13 2005, 00:25:55 UTC

Everyone else knows, so I'll just tell you. It's Chelsey Cazzel. Fiery red hair, blue eyes, Stewie sash, teh pwnage b00bs. lol

your_psycho August 13 2005, 01:43:12 UTC

Pshh at least spell my name right if you like me that much!
Cazzell* It's okay though you got the y on the chelse instead of an a which is right so, you are forgiven.

I'm a retard! But...thanks for the compliments. Why do people like me!? It's some weird...thing...I'm so....weird! People are supposed to think I'm crazy and run away, not be all like hey, I like her!

Oh and add me, and anyone else that reads this should add me, whether you know me or not does not matter! Well...a bit but w/e. <3
I'm such a fucking conformist....ughhhhhh

bigboss9631 August 13 2005, 01:50:50 UTC

OMFG! i knew i misspelled it! i know there's 2 l's, but i thought i put them both in there. omg, you think i'd spell your name wrong lolololololz