I've never had a lot of money. I've never been poor (though i am doing a decent job living like a poor man this year). I've never wanted to be rich, although a little extra cash sometimes seems like it could make life a little nicer, but this probably isn't the case. I am almost positive i will never have a lot of money ( Read more... )

Exactly four months from today i will get on a plane at SFO that will take me on a red eye flight to Atlanta. The following morning i will depart for costa rica, where i will live for the following 15 weeks. Sometimes you have to write stuff like that down to really understand the longevity and importance of them ( Read more... )

For the first time in a long time, I have the desire to read the course material for a class i am taking. The class is a linguistic analysis of advertising and how we as americans have been brought up and tried by advertisements with out knowing it. It opens your eyes to stuff that is around you everyday that you dont normally think about. Plus ( Read more... )

Let me start off by saying that i have been to Mexico over 10 times and never had an upset stomach once. I even drank the water one time (well drank is an over statement, but i sipped like a madman ( Read more... )

Yo, is this the death of livejournal for the bench? If so, none of you will check this so FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I HAD SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR MOMS, IN THE BUTT, AND PULLED OUT SO FAST THAT THEY ALL SHIT ALL OVER THE BED. dEAL WITH THAT MENTAL IMAGE YOU FUCKERS.

BENCH FOR LIFE.

i bought a carton of 18 eggs a few days ago. I haven't used a single one. I go to cook some eggs today, and i only have 10 left. I'm not gonna whine too much, because eggs are really cheap and all, and i don't care if people borrow, but fuckin weak sauce on taking almost half of something i bought.

I want to live with people i know next year.

I just took an absolutely epic dump. No joke. Homer would have written poetry about this one. I combined 4 mexican meals into one massive expulsion that was both burning and relieving at the same time. I need to get to class now, just as soon as i find a belt. My pants seem to be a bit loose right now.

And the law sucked dick, as usual. Broke into the campus pool and had 2-4 cops looking for me, but skooted over a fence and got out no problem. I dont know my way around that part of campus though, and actually ended up running to the police department. HA. turned around and walked home. Good times. Score Mike: 1, Police: 0 ( Read more... )

just to reitterate a point that loafer and i were talking about last night,

Ryan's new SISTER will be 1-2 years behind Rob's DAUGHTER in school. WTF. seriously.

So i went to Tahoe for thanksgiving like i do every year, and it was cool, as usual.  I took a bunch of pics there too so here is round 2 of my break pics.

Heres me on top of a ridge in North Shore


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