God, this is humiliating.

So, I'm not really used to this whole thing, sorry if I get it wrong.

I think it's supposed to go "Help! I've been kidnapped! You're my only hope!"

Something like that? Well...if someone could get to rescuing me sometime soon, that'd be great. I'll pay you back by rescuing you once I'm out of this slump.

Is...it kind of cold out, or is it just me? It's bad enough that I seem to keep reloading my gun wrong, it has to be freezing on top of that?

[Filtered to the Ladies]Actually, there's one other thing. This is kind of embarrassing, but do you ever find that when you run a lot, it kind of, you know... Well, you think maybe you could use a little ( Read more... )

Hey, has anyone seen Nia around for the past couple days? If you haven't met her yet, she's got curly...uh, blonde I think hair, and she wears a lot of pink?

I can't find her, and this really isn't the best place to get lost. Especially someone like her.

[Added Later]Hey, Garland! I need to talk to you, and it's in your best interest to not make ( Read more... )

Hello?

HelloooWell, this is pretty weird. By my map, I should be near the ocean by now, not in some...wherever this is. Doesn't really look like anywhere I've seen before, and what's with that weird looking building ( Read more... )