i got my haircut today. i hate it. and it takes a lot to make me hate a haircut. usually i'm pretty much whatever, but this one sucks. i guess that's what happens when a 50 year old woman does it. at least i know where not to go next time ( Read more... )

like mother like daughter. my mom has such good advice. while she's on the phone with me she makes sure that she's close enough to her sugardaddy so that he can hear her say, "it's okay. i go out with people who don't want a relationship. it's just for fun. have fun. do what you have to do. you deserve it." funny. my dad gave me that exact same ( Read more... )

a weekend of sober fun. believe it kids. it wasn't too bad. going home was good. busy, but i got to do everything that i wanted to do and it wasn't too stressful. i went golfing with my dad, which was one thing that i really wanted to do because i barely ever get to see him. i went to see my grandpa. i guess that was as good as it could have been. ( Read more... )

so i just got really excited because we are going to go on a trip to sam's club and ian is going to buy rollerblades and then we are going to go rollerblading. but then i just looked outside and it kind of looks like it might rain. damn. but i have to read canterbury tales before i'm allowed to go and play ( Read more... )

some people really suck. people were over at our house on saturday. it wasn't planned, people just kind of showed up. which is fine, until they start stealing shit. they stole my phone and elyssa's phone which resulted in me flipping the fuck out and calling my mom and dad at 4am. then someone found my phone at the neighbors house. thank god. but ( Read more... )

where does hay come from? yes. i did call my cousin yesterday to ask her that. i felt like a little kid asking my mommy where babies come from. we were sitting in the living room watching tv trying to recover from another night of binge drinking, and we started talking about things that we want to buy. ian was saying how he's going to buy a dune ( Read more... )

yesterday's entry was boring. sorry about that shit. that's what happens when i write crap when i am tired. i can't think and i forget all my funny stories. like, how when i was eating my cereal it was moving, but then i looked down and realized that my cereal wasn't actually moving, it was being swam in by an little ant. ewww. good morning! then ( Read more... )

i am so tired. the weekend is finally catching up with me. i have been incredibly productive today, despite the temptation to just crawl into my huge ass bed and pass out ( Read more... )

the full moon made this yet another crazy weekend. or maybe it's just me that makes the weekends crazy. i still haven't figured that out. there are so many stoies i don't even know where to start ( Read more... )

today has been a weird day...as usual ( Read more... )