Yet another meme...
Once again snurched from kradical (where does he find them?)
1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you buy?
A one-liter bottle of Diet Pepsi, two hot dogs, and a bag of plain M&Ms. No, I've never done this before. ;-)
2. If you were reincarnated as another creature, what would you be:
A Norwegian Blue parrot.
3. Who's your favorite red head?
Besides myself? :-p Probably Julianne Moore.
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
Scrapple Omelet with pancakes. Last time I had one of those, I didn't have to eat for the rest of the day.
5. Last book you read?
Forever in Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood.
Anyone who laughs at that will have their e-mail address forwarded to a dozen Nigerians in need of help with a money transfer.
6. What is important in a relationship?
If I knew, I wouldn't be a singleton.
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
Sunday. Banged my knee and shin against the customer service desk trying to maneuver around some asshole who couldn't be buggered to move one foot to the left.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Probably eatstake
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Symphony.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
Me hugging the wooden bust of Abraham Lincoln at the library.
11. Soda?
Cherry Coke Zero or Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi. Coke Zero, and regular Diet Coke or Pepsi when I can't get those.
12. Cranium or Monopoly?
I'm gonna be a jerk and say Trivial Pursuit.
13. One type of transportation for the rest of your life?
Trains.
14. Most recent movie you've watched in the theater?
The Dark Knight.
15. What's your favorite kind of cake?
Yellow cake with chocolate icing. After years of being sick of Mom making it, now I love it. Go figure.
16. Name an actor/actress who you think is hot:
Kari Byron from Mythbusters
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Spaghetti.
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
The box fan, a door, and some of my makeshift bookcases.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
My talking KITT car.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Yes.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I'd like to think that they do, but I know I'm not that important. ;-)
23. When's the last time you had sour gummy worms?
A long time. I like the non-sour ones better anyway.
24. What's your favorite fruit?
Oranges.
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
I'd have to do one first.
26. How do you feel about long distance relationships?
They suck.
27. Have you ever eaten snow?
Yes.
28. What color are your bed sheets?
Forest green.
29. What's your favorite flower?
Tulips.
30. Were you or are you in ballet?
No.
31. Do you listen to classical music?
Yes.
32. Do you have a "wacky noodle"?
No, but they're fun to fight with.
33. Do you watch Spongebob?
Sometimes.
34. Last food you ate?
A bowl of chocolate ice cream.
35. Do people consider you smart?
Yes.
36. What time is it?
12:39 a.m.
37. Is your away message on?
No.
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
Not on purpose.
39. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck.
40. Do you own an iPod?
No.
41. What time is your alarm clock set for?
7:00.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
A bunch of comedy CDs: both discs of Monty Python: The Final Rip-Off; both discs of The Firesign Theatre's Shoes for Industry, and Eddie Izzard's Glorious.
43. What movie do you know every line to?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars, and certain portions of The Empire Strikes Back and Kenneth Branagh's Henry V.
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Boring old Kraft Italian.
45. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
How covered is covered? I would consider dating someone with a lot of tattoos, but not necessarily one of those people who literally has every inch of skin covered in them.
46. How old will you be on your next birthday?
29.
47. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Yes.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Whenever the last time I went on a job interview was.
49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
They usually add a "D" to Garner.
50. How much money do you have?
$25 or so in my wallet.
1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you buy?
A one-liter bottle of Diet Pepsi, two hot dogs, and a bag of plain M&Ms. No, I've never done this before. ;-)
2. If you were reincarnated as another creature, what would you be:
A Norwegian Blue parrot.
3. Who's your favorite red head?
Besides myself? :-p Probably Julianne Moore.
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
Scrapple Omelet with pancakes. Last time I had one of those, I didn't have to eat for the rest of the day.
5. Last book you read?
Forever in Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood.
Anyone who laughs at that will have their e-mail address forwarded to a dozen Nigerians in need of help with a money transfer.
6. What is important in a relationship?
If I knew, I wouldn't be a singleton.
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
Sunday. Banged my knee and shin against the customer service desk trying to maneuver around some asshole who couldn't be buggered to move one foot to the left.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Probably eatstake
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Symphony.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
Me hugging the wooden bust of Abraham Lincoln at the library.
11. Soda?
Cherry Coke Zero or Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi. Coke Zero, and regular Diet Coke or Pepsi when I can't get those.
12. Cranium or Monopoly?
I'm gonna be a jerk and say Trivial Pursuit.
13. One type of transportation for the rest of your life?
Trains.
14. Most recent movie you've watched in the theater?
The Dark Knight.
15. What's your favorite kind of cake?
Yellow cake with chocolate icing. After years of being sick of Mom making it, now I love it. Go figure.
16. Name an actor/actress who you think is hot:
Kari Byron from Mythbusters
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Spaghetti.
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
The box fan, a door, and some of my makeshift bookcases.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
My talking KITT car.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Yes.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I'd like to think that they do, but I know I'm not that important. ;-)
23. When's the last time you had sour gummy worms?
A long time. I like the non-sour ones better anyway.
24. What's your favorite fruit?
Oranges.
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
I'd have to do one first.
26. How do you feel about long distance relationships?
They suck.
27. Have you ever eaten snow?
Yes.
28. What color are your bed sheets?
Forest green.
29. What's your favorite flower?
Tulips.
30. Were you or are you in ballet?
No.
31. Do you listen to classical music?
Yes.
32. Do you have a "wacky noodle"?
No, but they're fun to fight with.
33. Do you watch Spongebob?
Sometimes.
34. Last food you ate?
A bowl of chocolate ice cream.
35. Do people consider you smart?
Yes.
36. What time is it?
12:39 a.m.
37. Is your away message on?
No.
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
Not on purpose.
39. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck.
40. Do you own an iPod?
No.
41. What time is your alarm clock set for?
7:00.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
A bunch of comedy CDs: both discs of Monty Python: The Final Rip-Off; both discs of The Firesign Theatre's Shoes for Industry, and Eddie Izzard's Glorious.
43. What movie do you know every line to?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars, and certain portions of The Empire Strikes Back and Kenneth Branagh's Henry V.
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Boring old Kraft Italian.
45. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
How covered is covered? I would consider dating someone with a lot of tattoos, but not necessarily one of those people who literally has every inch of skin covered in them.
46. How old will you be on your next birthday?
29.
47. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Yes.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Whenever the last time I went on a job interview was.
49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
They usually add a "D" to Garner.
50. How much money do you have?
$25 or so in my wallet.