Last updated 21 weeks ago and a whole new UI. Crazy.

The Pimped out John. It's amazing. It has to be a guy thing (women feel free to correct me on this one). You honestly have to see this.

Moo.

Sanity is overrated.

Real journalists should not be using the word "meme." That's the stupidest fucking excuse for a word EVER.

I'm sorry to all of you who are dying to see it, but Snakes on a Plane looks really fucking dumb.

Thank god those stupid Megabins are finally going away. Check the linked article for an image. These things have been making Toronto ugl[y,ier] for a while now. I'll be glad to see them go, and everyone else I seem to mention this to agrees.

Hahahah. I'd totally vote for that party.

EXISTENCE, n.

A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,
Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:
From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge
Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"

This is incredibly cool.