Due to my line of business I have the opportunity to see a lot of names pass before me, and some names have made such an impression that they've stuck with me over the years. Now I know that my name is not something extraordinary, nor did I give my children names that were absolutely fabulous, however, if your last name was Shaver, would you really ( Read more... )

happy birthday scabs!

Your Birthdate: The Mystery Date
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARA!!! A day late, I suck! But still love ya!

Starting Sunday morning, I will be auctioning off "Human Lawn Ornaments" on ebay. There will be a pre-auction party at my house Saturday nite (which oddly coincides with New Years, but that's just coincidence), followed by posting of pictures of the ornaments on ebay (probably in varying states of dress), then let the bidding begin! Buyer Beware! ( Read more... )

So Bill is in the hospital, been there since Tuesday. His doctor has finalllllllly decided to do something about his throat situation and yank out those melon-sized tonsils of his, but they're having to wait until Friday for the surgery due to the swelling. Talked to him last nite, and he is bored, bored, bored, bored... If any of you folks could ( Read more... )

Well, the holidays keep getting closer, 9 days left. I hate this. I fucking hate this! I'm trying so hard to force some type of holiday "spirit" on myself, but all I want to do is crawl into a closet and hibernate like a bear until February. I've spent every nite crying myself to sleep, and every morning not wanting to get out of bed. I'm suffering ( Read more... )

Happy effin' Thanksgiving all! Hope you all have a wonderful and yummy day! My belly hurts and I need to watch a movie and take a nap.

You Are Turkey and Gravy Soda
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