Yeah so about that guy...total fuckin psycho.
Sorry I didn't wanna take a shower with you, sir.

Where did all the good guys go?

RANDOM THOUGHT #1:
Wow, so...um, ok. How do I begin?...I didn't take the MCAT, folks. I totally postponed that shiznit. I wasn't ready. I just wasn't ready. So I'm taking it in March. Ok, so I'm done talking about that.

RANDOM THOUGHT #2:School starts tomorrow. My last semester! Yay...I never thought I'd see the end of my USF experience but it's ( Read more... )

I keep hearing those fateful words ( Read more... )

A tall glass of sweet and smooth Arbor Mist pleasantly sits upon my desk watching my plump fingers tap ever-so-gently against the keyboard. My round stomach is resting against my lap like a fat infant, and my contact lenses are drier than your grandmother's vagina at this time of the evening. "Oh, livejournal. Where have you been all my life?" I ( Read more... )

So, here I am. Sitting here on the second floor of the state-of-the-art University of South Florida library. My body is barely running on two hours of "sleep" which basically consisted of my mind frantically blurting through a silly number of outrageous anatomical and evolutionary terminology. Therefore, I don't call it sleep. Instead I call it " ( Read more... )

So, you're probably wondering where I've been for the past, oh, few months. Busy. That's where I've been. Busy and happy....where shall I start ( Read more... )

Summer is over-rated. Yes, indeed. I'm trying to enjoy my summer but have come to the realization that one cannot ENJOY every day of their summer unless they travel or do something extravagant. I wouldn't call Organic Chemistry Lab extravagant...although I do love every bit of chemistry. I wouldn't call the gym extravagant either...although I enjoy ( Read more... )

Zombies. Either you love the idea or you despise it. Some of us can't dare to watch movies about them. Others can't take their eyes off of such a dynamic and intriguing defiance of all scientific theories that put the idea of zombies to shame. Me? I love zombies. As wacked out as this may sound, I wish there was some sort of viral outbreak that ( Read more... )

There's nothing more disturbing or perhaps "embarrassing" than almost being kicked out of "The Todd" a local porn shop which happens to carry artificial vaginas. Have I already caught your attention? Indeed, I have. I realized that the common polite gesture of "customer service" is a foreign concept in porn shops. Never in my life have I heard the ( Read more... )

I don't have much to say today...I just figured it was time to update cuz a few people were asking me about it. Well, I'm here bitches. School's almost over, and I can feel the tension in the air. Once school officially ends on May 5, I will get extremely intoxicated on May 6. Then, hopefully, I will go to the Jason Mraz concert on May 7 with ( Read more... )