thank god for NYC ( Read more... )

thank God for laptops

thank God for wireless internet

thank God for the Hilton hotels

thank God for sexy men in NYC

that is all.

so michelle and i figured out today that we're completely and utterly the girl jocks in our gym class. we take it so seriously. every other girl like.. ducks when a ball is coming and we're all jumping up and nailing that shit. we get pissed and ask to play against the boys ( Read more... )

so my aunt who is like 2 years older than me calls me up from las vegas and is like SUP I JUST CLUBBED IT UP WITH PARIS HILTON. and i'm like so? SUP I JUST WENT TO BLOCKBUSTER AND MOVIED IT UP WITH NIKKI HOW YOU LIKE HUH BITCH? and she was like you got me, i bow down to you and kiss your feet ( Read more... )

tanning shmanning

ok im kidding

i had a great weekend
and i officially changed races.

good for me.

whatever i'm coming flat out and saying i enjoyed 'saw.' i thought it was original and scary, but the acting sucked. i seriously sat there the whole time saying "how the hell could people say this movie is bad??" maybe i missed something. or maybe because i expected it to be so bad it was good. you know how that goes

yesterday i pretty much called brenda and said CYA to Giant ( Read more... )

can i just tell you a funny story? ok here we go

so we all know how i have people problems, right?

well, my boss offered me a "raise" and the opportunity to be a customer service rep

LOL

AT GIANT??!

JUST INCASE SOME FATASS CAN'T FIND THE DORITO AISLE??!?

PLEASE!

doitxfuckers

LOL GET IT?

yeah

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i think i'm going to quit GIANT FOOD MARKET soon. yes having this job for like not even a month doesn't look very good but what can i say? it's boring and i fucked up a lot today. like this one woman bought 4 cans of soup so i just scanned 1 and was going to type in 4 but instead i hit 7 and she was like AL:SKJD:ASKLJDALK:SJD:LAS. whatever i don't ( Read more... )