Gosh - 2 months since my last post... wow ( Read more... )

I've been really horny these past few days - has anyone else?

I was just watching TV, and farted, and the presenter started sniffing and asked "what's that smell?"

good timing!

looks like someone's impressed by my icons!

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Had a pretty busy day yesterday ( Read more... )

so - yesterday I bought a loaf of extra soft bread.

It didn't make the journey home - it got squished between a pineapple and a bottle of milk, looked like it had been run over by a bus!

A recent scientific study has found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle ( Read more... )

soory to go all star trek on you, but...

It's spot the difference Jim, but not as we know it!!

So - I'm at what is supposedly one of the best internet cafes in the world!

1 - it's pokeyu and dirty
2 - quite pricey too
3 - the seats are shitty
4 - the pcs are CRAP
5 - no toilet!

need a piss!

and the awatds for:

1 - most unconvincing fight scene.

2 - fight that looks most like an argentine tango

3 - worst use of weaponry

4 - most badly chosen weapon

5 - fight with most "wtf" moments

goes to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNxmbQS-GuA