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23:17 Enjoying The Shootist and the John Wayne marathon on AMC. This just in: Jewel is still hot. #
00:05 @ briandgregory how rude! #
09:07 Photo: thedailywhat: tumblr.com/x9ccs5qly #
10:25 Photo: thetardis: tumblr.com/x9ccs9qwh #
20:32 Photo: My sister and her fiance came from Omaha to spend the day with us. They brought their Jack Russel... tumblr ( Read more... ) -
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08:56 I have now published a novel through Amazon's Kindle service. Look for "Our Own Devils" by Matthew Moseman in a couple of days. #
09:03 Can't quit the day job yet, though... - I just published my first novel. Well, i did it through Amazon for... tumblr.com/xcucq04s2 #
09:04 i think that from now on I may name all of my female characters after ( Read more... ) -
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15:51 Nothing says 4th of July like Mexican polka #
16:31 Photo: Thank God I got to open the bar on July 3rd. tumblr.com/x9ccogyju #
16:48 I just listened to an old drunk have a fifteen minute arguement with himself about sex, the bible, BP, and the government. #
16:57 Photo: GPOY I just had every burn out, sex offender, deviant in town in my bar ( Read more... ) -
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08:48 RT @JaredAllen69: Anyone rockin jorts today? #
08:52 Trying to talk @BigunzBar into having a moustache party next month. Prizes for best stache & moustache ride t shirts. Thoughts? #
10:24 @ VarangianGuard I knew you'd be behind it #
10:35 @ Daswolven how goes the no smoking? I haven't had one since wednesday and it shows #
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08:03 Right down the pisser... RT @BigunzBar: It's thursday. Not only is it thursday, it's july 1st. Damn where is the summer going? #
08:31 Slept wrong last night. Now I can't move my neck and have to turn my whole torso to see. I'M A MONSTER!!! #
09:08 Was just in a gas station that kept the 5 Hour Energy drinks next to the condoms. That's ( Read more... ) -
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07:56 gah - I feel like I’ve been having a mild anxiety attack since i got in to work yesterday morning. I don’t... tumblr.com/x9ccgpfxm #
08:23 holymaurymotherofgod: tumblr.com/x9ccgqqlk #
09:45 You ever trim your fingernails and then the next day discover you forgot one? tumblr.com/x9ccgv0hw #
09:52 @ cobiegoesboom with my shit knees I'm a big fan ( Read more... ) -
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08:26 The benefit went well Sunday. Sure, I was at the hall for about 12 hours straight to make sure that... tumblr.com/x9cceatjl #
11:43 God will smite you with his semi-automatic rifle, evil doer! - see more Epic Fails tumblr.com/x9ccemrag #
11:46 has the world had enough of Adam Carolla yet? #
13:38 It's all on the wheel. It all comes around. - ( Read more... ) -
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09:43 @ savsmile1 and some dance because the overlords become angry and whip them if they do not #
12:38 how the hell did tom baker not trip all over that damn scarf? #doctorwho #
13:16 I just voted for Bruised Orange Theatre to win $250k on Chase Community Giving! #chasegiving bit.ly/bt9Fnh #
13:41 i'm munching deer summer sausage made out of a ( Read more... ) -
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08:39 Photo: Hey, Facebook! This is NOT a funny status update tumblr.com/x9cc9r70y #
08:39 My boys keep prefacing statement with the word "technically". They don't use it properly. #
08:40 @ JudahWorldChamp No shitty officiating? That's just crazy talk. #
08:49 Judah Friedlander just responded to my tweet responding to his tweet about how the ( Read more... )