06:45 Is it a bad thing when the green mouthwash you rinse with comes out of your mouth black? I'm, uh, asking for a friend... #

08:06 This is the anniversary of Custer's last stand. That day the Indians became National Champs. Helluva trophy. #

08:50 little known fact: Strawberry-banana yogurt and a large Americano go very well together. # ( Read more... )

23:39 so. i have my dead friend's bass amp in my house and i've been drinking. it's not all going together well #

07:01 RT @Daswolven: RT @CateyeMinty: RT @sexbiscuit: I believe that children are the future. And I believe that the future is gonna suck big time #

07:02 @ Daswolven and now I have a whitney houston song stuck in my head. Damn you, sir ( Read more... )

11:47 USA! USA! USA! #worldcup #

12:22 '68 Camro--1. Pheasant--0 tweetphoto.com/28715925 #

14:46 My buddy who died three weeks ago? Yeah, his sister just discovered she has stage 4 breast cancer. Check yourselves, ladies. #

14:52 Southbound highway 81 south of Platte Center, NE tweetphoto.com/28736223 #

19:29 I guess I'm the guy that inherits dead ( Read more... )

06:16 Laptop won't boot up this morning. I'm trying not to panic #

06:57 Amanda was up late making this for Conn's birthday. tweetphoto.com/28521245 #

08:09 ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu - there was a storm again last night. no one unplugged the laptop from the wall. the... tumblr.com/x9cbztz37 #

10:44 laptop still won't boot up. rack & pinion in a truck ( Read more... )

07:49 i can't remember the last good night's sleep I had... #

08:38 Photo: tumblr.com/x9cbxsemz #

09:21 My favorite rain day related joke. - There was a homeless guy named Bob. One day he was wandering around the... tumblr.com/x9cbxuiwp #

09:26 i don't give a whole lot a damn today. #

10:24 Photo: tumblr.com/x9cbxxott #

13:14 this is one of those ( Read more... )

02:19 big brawl outside the bar tonight. Finally broke in my ring, so to speak #

02:37 Photo: a loading cone and a penile tube? Sign me up for 50 of ‘em. tumblr.com/x9cbv9s0e #

02:46 This was a long ass weekend. The Cub Scout overnighter was brutal but good. AJ thrashes about in his sleep.... tumblr.com/x9cbva5yi #

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16:51 @ savsmile1 stone cold sober and at least two hours away from any booze #
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23:29 @ maxochism I read this outloud in the bar. it killed #

23:40 Photo: thedailywhat: tumblr.com/x9cbqx2qi #

07:59 Five weeks til vacation, five weeks til vacation, five weeks til vacation... #

10:09 Ok, that tree branch snuck up on me... #lawnboytweets #

12:10 RT @Syfy I'm giving away this awesome Syfy light up mouse to someone who RTs this note ( Read more... )

06:29 I really don’t want to go to work today but one guy’s wife is having a baby today and another guy up and quit... tumblr.com/x9cbpd2yi #

06:50 High heat + high humidity = exploding lawnboy weather. #lawnboytweets #

07:50 This belongs to an employee. He let me drive it. I've never driven a bike. I almost died. I want to buy one. tweetphoto.com ( Read more... )

06:19 can"t decide if I slept too much or not enough... #

12:56 Video: Funny Or Die video featuring Alison Brie, Rich Sommer, and the incomparable Kathryn Joosten tumblr.com/x9cbnsxk5 #

12:56 @ alisonbrie AWESOME #

15:05 Ok. had one guy up and quit today and i may have to fire the guy that drove him to it. Humpday can kiss my ass #

19:03 old lady ( Read more... )