The only image that comes to my mind when I think of democrats these days is that of a man who is wholly doubled over with his head frimly planted up his own ass. Walking about with a smug smile on his face (which you can't see because it's lodged in his colon.) Singing a song that goes something like, "We don't care what's really going on. The ( Read more... )

I was bored on my lunch break today so I went and filled out this online survey that's supposed to match up your opinions on the issues to whichever presidential candidate fits you best.

( My results from the top down: )

Being in Williamsburg, Kentucky on New Years sucks. Mainly because Whitley County is a "dry county," and because I don't get to stay out all night with my friends just rippin' it up and making a wonderful mess of things ( Read more... )

Tonight is my last night at the phone bank. WooHoo! I can only hope that people aren't pathetic enough to have to call the bank with their money woes on Christmas Eve ( Read more... )

3 straight hours of vomitting all over the place followed by 4 and a half hours in the hospital and my stomach is still all kinds of woozy.

Of the three interviews that I gave for different positions at Wells Fargo, the one that I came away with the least confidence in getting, I got! I'm now a data processing clerk with the Southwest Adjustments department. Sweet. Fucking sweet!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Son of a bitch! Thanksgiving is boring.

Hell yes 9-1!

I was having trouble deciding which Mountain Goats Album I liked the most. It was pretty much neck and neck between Sweden and Full Force Gallesburg. Now that I've sat down and really listened to them both, without a doubt, it's Full Force Gallesburg.

lying in the hot sun today ( Read more... )

As of this moment, I am no longer registered to vote as a Democrat.