I wonder if an angry letter written to Bud Selig demanding that the world series be shortened to a best of 3 games series and retracting the following teams from the league: Colorado Rockies, Arizona Diamondbacks, Philadelphia Phillies, Chicago Cubs, New York Mets, and the San Diego Padres would be effective. Because in my estimation that, and ( Read more... )

We went to Casey's, that's how.

"How many girls did you hook up with when you were in Germany? 0. How many girls numbers did you get in Germany? 0."

"0 + 0 = Faaaaaaaag!"

Just let it go, I'm sure nothing was meant by it.

Well apparently after having worked for Wells Fargo for as long as I have (not long too long, year and four months) they've decided to give me a free Cash Balance 401(k) into which I pay nothing, and they pay oh, $106 dollars or so quarterly...

NEAT!

he died of liver failure a year before I was born. And sometimes, the morning should leave it's bastard head out of things ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xET2lmrsAA

haha, I haven't laughed that hard in while.

Happy bratwurst, hamburger, hot dog, root beer, corn on the cob, potato salad, watermelon, baseball, fireworks, America is older than dirt day!

YAY!

Well I now officially own the Jeep and all it cost me was $45, and TWO hours out of my day. God I hate going to the DMV, or, as stupid Arizona calls it, the MVD.

I won 35 dollars from work, presumably for doing nothing. They say it's for selling the most of the "Big 5" products during last month but I don't beleive that for one minute. Whatever, I'm not gonna question it. Also, apparently some kind of poll was conducted that showed Wells Fargo to be America's preferred "large bank," which I also think is ( Read more... )