Ok jackson fucked up again... Fuck your dumbass for coming up with the amazing solution of lottery parking, todays jackpot is a swift kick to the crotch ( Read more... )

Why does it have fucking POUR a shit the day i get my license?

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your journal.

Bullshit, if only 2% havent tried it than why does more than half my friends list have this posted?

LIIIEEESSS

( Read more... )

and the thunder rolls bum bum buuum and the thunder rolls.....

http://www.supermodelswithseethroughtops.com

Today carly came back, she told me she was gunna be home at 1 in the afternoon. But instead she was at my bustop waiting for me. Can you say awesome girlfriend? She got me a present which is also awesome. We hung out till around 4:30, she had to go to her grandmas. So besides completly making my day im just happy shes back.

Carlys been on a cruise for like EVER. God damn luxurious boats and their taking of my girlfriend... ILL TEACH THEM. Her ship docks tomorrow but i wont see her till tuesday and i havent talked to her since easter so i miss her a lot ( Read more... )

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One says "Sure is hot in here eh?" The other one says "WHAOMYGOD MUFFINS CAN'T TALK!" Then the other one said "DON'T YOU CALL ME A FUCKING MUFFIN"

MrGrinchFace: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ( Read more... )