i need a new job, pronto....

[bigtoe250]

i'm sitting at work with blinders on, but unfortunately i started listening to a conversation between two people on my team and it went something like this:

person #1 "....they say bermuda's weather mirrors ours because it's not very far away"

person #2 "really...i always think of the carribbean when people talk about bermuda"
as an aside, i find

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[littlewashu]

The Bahamas are islands . . .

[bigtoe250]

oh, yeah. i know it. but apparently this girl thinks you can drive there (although she would admit it would probably take more than 2 hours).

[theguiltyparty]

This funny ass story reminds me of the time me ex, Jill, once thught that a South Carolina license plate was a South California license plate. After I explained that there is no such thing as a South California license plate... Jill asked if it were, how would they have even gotten the car here. To which I told her that they probably would have driven it across the country. She was shocked to hear that you could actually drive from Cali to The Jerz.

[macivanhorn]

This cracks me up. There is this guy from my job that is always having the most bizarre conversations with me. He asks me questions that I really can't understand why they are being asked

[bigtoe250]

you should just do what i started doing with walther. the guy is obviously a jerkoff/dickhead/clueless/asshole/turd-cutter/motherfucker --- so, just agree with every last thing he says. offer no alternate viewpoints at all. he'll eventually find conversations with you less interesting and move on to baffle someone else. again, he's obviously an asshole.

[bigtoe250]

"you should just do what i started doing with walther. the guy is obviously a jerkoff/dickhead/clueless/asshole/turd-cutter/motherfucker...."

that might sound like i was talking about walther, but i wasn't. it did make me giggle when i read it back to myself, though.

[macivanhorn]

You know that actually sounds like fun. I'll try that next time.

Also, I'd like to add that he was truly amazed to find out that apples grew on trees and that the corn that is in the supermarkets right now isn't from New Jersey. I wish I could remember more of these jems. There have been some good ones over that last 7 months or so.