I recently watched the LOTR and POTC trilogies and have come away with the belief that Orlando Bloom is terrible. I can barely stand any scene involving the guy (especially in the Pirate movies). I know the Ladies seem to find him attractive but forgive me if my panties do not get wet when O.B. is on screen. I get why Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are ( Read more... )

So... my family is fucked. By family, I am not referring to Michelle and Max but am talking about my parents and siblings. First of all, there's that little thing that happened back in 1990 when both of my parents decided that they didn't want to be parents anymore (see: Camden Whores, Abandonment, Living Alone, Severely Confused). Whatever, that's ( Read more... )

Well, I started the Weight Watchers program exactly two weeks ago today. At the time when I started, I weighed in at 253 which is right about where I've been hovering for the past five or so years. As of this morning, I am now down to 236 which means that I've dropped 17 pounds in two weeks time. That. Is. Awesome ( Read more... )

It's been forever and a day since I've used LiveJournal for something other than reading funny blogs and whatnot. What I've always loved about LJ more so than The Bastards (MySpace, fb, Twitter) that have taken The World by storm is that LJ always seemed to be "for me" instead of for all of the random people that I am "friends" with on those other ( Read more... )

Within the past 24 hours, I've realized that two men who I watch everyday on my tv have fucked up eyes. The first is Stuart Scott (ESPN Anchor) whose left eye is not only lazy.... but it looks like it's fuckin' dead. I did some research and found out that Scott went to a NY Jets' training camp a couple of years ago and worked out as a receiver. ( Read more... )

Well... I done did it. I went ahead a bought a PS3 so that I could both stop watching those dirty, grainy ol' DVDs and also so that I could play some of the sweet ass games that do not come out on XBOX 360.

Up next? 7.1 surround sound. That's right, bitches... I am never leaving the comfort of my tele and fireplace ever again.

Well... the people who put on the Reading Festival announced that they are going to hold an annual music festival in Vineland, NJ so the people who put on the Coachella festival have now announced that they are going to put on an annual Coachella East Festival (it won't actually use the name "Coachella") in Liberty State Park. Remember when going ( Read more... )

Well... my concert season started last night with The Mars Volta and now I can only hope that the rest of the year goes as well as this night did. Here's a quick rundown of my night ( Read more... )

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I sure as hell hope you all know that we are doing this at the Manse next summer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikpQkguGHqM