Well that's bloody marvelous. Somehow I managed to screw myself in the backseat of a car...
Come to think of it, it's probably because nobody else would fit back there with me.

Whassup Jen ;)

And do you know why I cuddle so well? Because I'm like a fuckin' space heater.

( And for those of you familiar with the floor machine )

Whelp... I've survived another day at work. During the morning hours, I stopped by my house a couple of times. On the first visit, I made an apple crisp (the apples were already cut) and threw it in the oven. I set my cell phone on stopwatch for 45 minutes, and went to two jobsites, getting back just in time to pull it out. After lunch, I threw ( Read more... )

So this weekend I'm playing soccer in the Sunflower State Games, and will be getting my shit handed to me by guys who played varsity soccer all through high school; most likely have foreign names like Pedro, Dominguez, and Birocelli; and probably a third of which have even played some college soccer. My team, however, is mostly a squad of random ( Read more... )

So yeah. Today I recieved another e-mail, as follows.

There has been another "accident" causing the closing of Blaisdell Pool again today. Also, the route has changed for the Fiesta parade tomorrow. Please see the releases below for details.Good times. They're going to have to pump so much chlorine in that thing it's rediculous. These parents ( Read more... )

An excerpt from a press release I recieved over the City Intranet today:

The Parks and Recreation Department of Topeka has temporarily closed Blaisdell swimming pool in Gage Park. The pool was closed today following “contamination” by a pre-school youngster. Hyper-chlorinating the pool (the standard procedure recommended by the U.S. Center for ( Read more... )

So I was on my way out to a jobsite, and pulled up to a stoplight. At the bus stop right next to me, an old guy wearing an embroidered "Kansas" sweatshirt with sunflowers all over it and holding his two week pillcase was standing unsteadily. Since he was a mere 4 feet from my open passengerside window, I intentionally avoided direct eye contact ( Read more... )

Soooo, the holiday was pretty good. Ate waaaay too much, didn't make any money, wasted a lot of time, and generally enjoyed myself thoroughly. I even went running for the first time this summer - it was under 2 miles... and i ran by my dads house and stopped to talk... so it was kind of like 2 short runs, instead of 1, but hey - it's a start ( Read more... )

I've started the summer schedule of death... I now just kind of go to bed whenever, and my alarm is set to wake me up less than 20 minutes before I'm supposed to be at work. Not that I party every night or anything... I'm still not cool - in any way, shape, or form - but it kind of sucks to have to get no breakfast, speed your ass off to work, and ( Read more... )

Father's day is a pretty tight holiday. I plan on my kids fucking hooking it up when I'm a daddy. If they don't... somebody's gonna ge beat. I'm not tellin who, but somebody ( Read more... )

So when it rains a lot, and you inspect construction... there isn't much to do at work. Here I sit, alone, in the office, already having manhandled a load of peanut butter and crackers. I don't feel like wasting gas today, so instead of driving around to pass the time, I'm just gonna sit here. It's a good plan ( Read more... )