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Today we salute you Mr. John Kerry supporter. While others are at the polls making informed decisions about their candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe. The only thing we know for sure about John Kerry, is that he has three Purple Hearts. (say it again now) Sure George W. Bush isn't the most articulate ( Read more... )

Wow, exit polls are miserable failures. And the once-again losing Democrat camp (this time by a far worse margin) is going to make us wait to see, once again, that come January and February and 2005 and 2006 and 2007 and 2008 George W. Bush is going to be our president ( Read more... )

I just wanted to say that last night was puto-riffic. Thanks Roger Dodger and Melissa for being so much fun.

Sweet.

I'm too lazy to type anything that went on.

So I'm done.

yesterday ( Read more... )

2 days, then the weekend ( Read more... )

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME ( Read more... )

Dear Adam, Stephanie, and Melissa,

Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer

Dear Brett,

Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper

Dear Kyle,

Mr. In the Car Nose Picker

Dear Grinder and Jon,

Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter

Dear Jackson,

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

Dear Lacey,

Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer

Dear Jon again,

Mr. Really Really Really Bad ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 buzzlightyrs a-grinning.11 curlydorks a-gyrating.10 eternalrequiems a-commenting.9 findriversformes a-giggling.8 getthepenguins a-wiggling.7 insanewithhates a-staring.6 intechnicolours a-hopping.5 red luckystarz1601s.4 sulking omegadaxers.3 French sameasnothings.2 canary spechelk1s.And a whitaknee ( Read more... )

You will live in Mansion.
You will drive a Green Jaguar.
You will marry ______ and have 4 kids.
You will be a Doctor in London.

Sweet