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[bikinuswax]

Oh my god ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod

I've got a

OH MY GOD IT WORKS

help oh oh jesus mary and the demons

i must be dreaming the crazy dreamings again

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[magic_8balls]

Hey, what is this you are yelping about? What is happened now?

[bikinuswax]

SOMETHING

[ultra_ebola]

Did you take all those pills at once?

I had a psychotic break once. Neon had to strap me to the wall.

[bikinuswax]

No no no and no. No to the pills, no to the psychotic break.

Naboo's gorilla is back, isn't it? Except I don't see why he would...

To quote the girl who fell down a hole, curiouser and curiouser.

[ultra_ebola]

What the fuck's happening then, what are you making such a noise about? Sounds like you've fucking flipped. Concussion? Do I need to ring someone?

...fuck, is it something magical? Knew this would happen, living here. It's just a matter of time til the monkey starts putting his wand where it's not wanted. I'll have words.

[shaman_familiar]

nonono

dint do nuffing this time honest

not my fault

bollo be in kitchen making delicious cake for pretty ladies who need no help with their breastal places at all

[suga_rape]

hey alice, come up and see me sometime. i fancy we could make havoc, and it sounds like you've secrets to share, yeah?

[bikinuswax]

Oh you have no id

Share and share alike, Y?

[suga_rape]

we'll C?

[naboo_thats_who]

Tea leaf alarm - some big change. What is it, what's happening, and do you need help?

Never a moment's peace.

[bikinuswax]

Depends entirely on the sort of help you're offering, Boo.

[naboo_thats_who]

Er.

Don't take this the wrong way - and I know that you will - but if you want a dispassionate medical and scientific examination of the area of distress, then I can put some surgical gloves and a blindfold on and come over.

I mean, like with Claire's breasts.

Er.

You know what I mean.

[bikinuswax]

If you know I'm going to take it the wrong way then why make the offer at all? Curious yourself, want to measure things up?

[bad_hangman]

What the hell?

I go away for a few short days and... Well, I don't know what.

I have just seen Emma and Suzy. Now I've always taken whore's gossip with a very large pinch of salt. But now I see...

What the hell?

[bikinuswax]

We're all bowled over, Hangman. Some more than others. Thank you for Em and Suze. And for remembering my wish list? I owe you a multitude.

I take it your ears have heard something astonishing about me.