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Keeping it real has never been so easy.

The combination of quitting smoking and the stress of guns in my face made me gain all the weight back. Shitty balls ( Read more... )

- March 13th in Richmond, Nine Inch Nails ( Read more... )

- Just finishing up organizing my cd collection. It feels nice to know where each album is again ( Read more... )

I've had more guns pointed at me than Tupac.

And he died from one.

Today I killed a ninja with my bare hands.

- Haven't eaten in about 26 hours. I had a sandwich last night after pulling a 12 hour shift, it was the only thing I had to eat yesterday ( Read more... )

"Oodles of Noodles,
In my underwear.
I'm so sexy,
I shaved off all my pubic hair".

The greatest song ever, by the greatest band ever.

If you haven't yet, I suggest you download Toxic Coma's "Psychophreak". It will make your bunghole vibrate with Good Times. Toxic Coma - Psychophreak. Wierd, funny, electronic music ( Read more... )

I am sure most of you know what happened the other night. If not, here is the quick run down ( Read more... )