Proof that it is my destiny to be the next Darth Vader

[billy_boyd]

My penis's new name is Darth Vader the Fierce Little Softball Bat.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Comments

[samuelljackson]

Best. Name. Ever. Dom's a lucky man.

[billy_boyd]

Yes. Yes he is. :D

[astin_s]

I don't know about you, but I never would want little and soft in the sentence describing my penis.

[billy_boyd]

It's got to be little and soft at least some of the time.

[astin_s]

ok you have a point. Cut me some slack! I'm over tired and cranky

[dom_monaghan]

We match. Wanna snark with me?

[dom_monaghan]

HAHAHHA OH SHIT. Darth Pickle!

Wanna play some softball?

[billy_boyd]

oh God, I totally forgot about that! *falls over on you*

I got the bat if you got the balls, baby.

[dom_monaghan]

THe things I remember. *catches you up, snugs and shags... wait.. unstrike that SHAGS!*

I've always got the balls for you, Bills.

[dom_monaghan]

My html, she sucks. :(

[ngila_dickson]

As you can imagine, growing up with a last name like Dickson I got teased a lot as a kid, but I found this too amusing to pass over...

... if I had a penis, its name would be "Hannibal the Ultrasonic Dick". I tried a few others & they nearly made me pee myself:

Orlando Bloom = Colonel Sanders the Wibbly Wobbly Lollipop
Viggo Mortenson = King Kong the Unconventional Monstrosity
Dominic Monaghan = Mussolini the Magical Organ
Peter Jackson = Ethel Merman the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon
Elijah Wood = Jellyfish the Strangely Proportioned Rod

Personally I find Orli's most amusing, I'd like to catch another peek of Viggo (I don't remember him being quite that large)... Alright... I've got to stop now, I'm getting carried away.

Thanks Bill ;~P

[dom_monaghan]

My penis's new name is Duncan Jones the Hideous Torpedo.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

I like yours of me better.

[billy_boyd]

Combine them to get Magical Torpedo? It's definitely magical.

Those are some great ones, Ngila! You must have magic fingers.

[ngila_dickson]

Oooh... Magical Torpedo sounds like fun... sounds like it would come with a remote control (love remotes, so much fun, especially when someone else is in control!... btw... has anyone seen mine?)