Homer: Kids, there's three way to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster.

David again advances to the final round of the Celebrity Poker Showdown, slugging it out with a pretty competitive group and again battling back from being way down in the chip count. And this comes as I'm reading the 'What Happened?" Mr. Show retrospective and enjoying my own personal David Cross renaissance ( Read more... )

As of July 1st, J and I are proud owners of a 100 year old house on a small piece of land in Melrose, MA. Yes, we are officially members of the middle class. As countless people have said to me over the past 2 days, there's nothing like it. It's the damn truth ( Read more... )

J and I just got back from seeing 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' and it's difficult to describe the impact. After seeing it, I feel very strongly that by dismissing this movie as election year propaganda, you are doing yourself a terrible disservice. Yes, Moore is advancing a thesis that Bush is unfit to lead, but the video testimony of Iraqi and American ( Read more... )

Some kind soul sent me a GMail account as a thanks for my ham handed port of Synergy to OS X. I've been playing around with it for the past few days, and, having never used a webmail service before, I'm pretty impressed ( Read more... )

"My grandparents had a refrigerator that they knitted. Out of yarn."

I think I'm gonna get back to dropping worthless quotes in my livejournal and then disappearing for weeks at a time. So with that, I'll leave you with a question we've all asked ourselves at some point:

'Why can't Mr. Eckevaret and I share the room?'

Hate it when this happens. Oh well, I submit ( Read more... )

We bought the house! Actually, we just signed the purchase and sale agreement, but as long as we get our mortgage stuff done (which is really a formality since we're rich, biotch), it's a done deal. I'm damn happy to be done with the house hunt part of this. It was painful ( Read more... )

From this week's Onion ( Read more... )