Hi. If you're here this means you're reading my livejournal. Congratulations!

If this is the first post you've seen in 2 years that's because I've gone friends only. So friend me and you'll know about all the stupid stuff that's going on in my life!

It's pretty boring. All the funny stuff goes on my MySpace blog. Why, in fact, I just posted one ( Read more... )

Dad: Hey, you boys remember the batting cages I used to take you to off of Vandalia ( Read more... )

There's a website called http://www.myrockinprofile.com where you can cast your vote on which myspace user has the best profile, best blog, is the best friend, best band etc. It's pretty bullshit. And by pretty I mean really.


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Hey, three people that read this journal that don't actually know me! It's me telling jokes!

My temp job ended but the agency hooked me up with another job doing voter registration in Hennepin County. I am now The Man and not the good kind. The worst part of a new job is having to shave. I hate shaving. If I could travel back in time I would go and punch Peter 1 the Great in his stupid face (look it up ( Read more... )

25 minutes. 3 "f" bombs.

Also, I had a mystical journey at Wall Drug. Check out the pictures on my MySpace profile for more info.

I be drink.

So I'm in South Dakota with Fugate and he challenged me to say "fuck" three times or less during my half hour set.

It's fucking ON.

ME: ACME tonight ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a while because August left me pretty burnt out. I'm starting to get back on some sort of schedule and I will tell you all about the hilarious things that happened to me over the past few weeks. Not tonight, though. I have a cold and I want to sleep forever while orange juice and Echinacea (I don't know if that's how you ( Read more... )

Sorry for the not updating but I have been really busy since I lost my job (figures). The good news is I got a new job so things should calm down soon enough. Here's the latest show I'm working on.

For more info check out The Label's MySpace or The Bryant-Lake Bowl's website!