Bitching About Girls that Shave ( Read more... )

I’ve had this zombie theory ( Read more... )

People’s actions are defined by their emotions. Freud says it’s all about sex; happy sex, angry sex, depressed sex ( Read more... )

It seems to be a terrible existence poor Samantha Roo leads. She had a normal childhood, of course, filled with crayons and gummy bears. She played basketball in grammer school and wrote poetry. In essence, she was your average American teen. Until that fateful day, homecoming her senior year. Her and her friends were dancing to bad pop music, as ( Read more... )

“I think I’m dead ( Read more... )

I have waited five years for this day to come. Countless week nights have been spent practicing, preparing. After a full night of work. Declining all invitations to do shots during breaks. We are finally here. The drink off ( Read more... )

Lexi grabs my hand ( Read more... )

Every Thursday we meet to talk about politics, drink vodka and play chess with timers. Igor is a stanch libertarian, and a strong believer in capitalism. At age four his family left Communist Russian in search for a better life. It was two years before the fall of the Soviet Union; eighteen years later we met, drink vodka, and play chess ( Read more... )

...i dont know how i feel about this one-- except that it needs help ( Read more... )

Funk ‘n Waffles ( Read more... )