Not very exciting day, but at least I'm making money

[binkuswinkus]

Today I took little babies from their dying mothers and left them alone in the mud.

Comments

[baceramus]

You evil whore! How could you!

[binkuswinkus]

Well I guess I am a whore compared to those hens and chicks. They don't even have sex yet they've got more babies than catholics on viagra. I mean, we talk a lot about the virgin mary giving birth, but in the sempervivum house imaculate conception is like no big thing. Maybe that's why Wayne gets so upset when I throw away the extras instead of putting two to a pot-he sees them all as little baby Jesus perennials.

[robertcalvin]

That's wonderful! How much does a mud-soaked baby cost?

[binkuswinkus]

For you? A dolla.

[laurelthequeen]

do you work at an animal shelter?

[binkuswinkus]

Nope. I was doing some temporary work at the old Fagerlund plant farm. We were doing sempervivum cuttings.