So you want to be a COMEDIAN...READ THIS ( Read more... )

Friday i went to the giants game in the city for free!David got 4 free tickets so me him nicky and ricky(davids little brother)went.well on the way there we drove in an expidition nad nicky had to sit in the back,got his ass kicked by davids little sister.We got there and went in a complete square looking for a place to eat before the game started, ( Read more... )

I feel so lonely latly.......my theme song for my life is "boulevard of broken dreams" right now

Personality Disorder Test Results ( Read more... )

well it was finals this week and i think i did ok but thats not the point of this entry so stop asking!!!Well today after school me justin and shanna went to the mall and ate and what not,almost died twice from justin making me laugh.Once when i was drinking and when i was eating a taco,i spit it up from somthing he said and it flew all over shanna ( Read more... )

Well for xmas i gots all sorts O goodies.I gots an mp3 player,a digital camera,a ps2,A hella cool ATHF shirt from jon(thanks jon!)an equaly kool pair of boxers that have meatwad on them sayin "got meat?" and around $300.Well thats all the stuff worth noting.Oh yea and i got this hella cool jacket.Well theres all the goodies that ive gotten.

(I think thats how you spell it....)Hey everybody its that time a year again and i wanna get everyone presents so just tell me wut you want or better yet post a reply so i wont forget it thanks peoples!!

Time and distance are two different things right?Well i was thinking...if a lightyear is a measure in distance,wouldnt it be a measure in time also.Not just because it says lightYEAR but because it takes time to travel there.So if a lightyear is distance but it takes time to travel form point A to point B then therfore its a measure in time as well ( Read more... )

Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?

Dane cook was the best.Mark drove me,mary ann,kerry and this other kyle to berkeley where we saw the show but before we did we got mary ann's cuisin wendy i think it was.Well the show was the best.Danes such a silly fuck i love that guy!I want a mystery hous just like his that would be the best!I wanna get stabed in the jaw by that guy,lol.Yea im ( Read more... )