The one with the bog standard teens are monsters joke.

The one where Liz introduces April to the feared and hated vice of bubblegum.

The one where April is naughty and bad because she's as observant as her mother.

The one where Liz loses misery poker because Elly cheats.

Panel 1: John talks about his actual busy day of necessary hardship.

Panel 2: Elly talks about her day of needless busywork.

Panel 3: Liz realizes that they expect her to make supper and not correct them when they phrase it improperly.

Panel 4: John loves it when they're browbeaten into ( Read more... )

The latest one with bad wordplay that should mean nothing to April.

The one where Anthony meets the real Lizardbreath.

Synopsis: When Dawn reminds Liz that she's dating Anthony, she gets all saucy about his needing competition.....only to be a Patterson and give him a scraping for talking to another girl.

Summary: This is the idiot who called Thérèse an iceberg because she didn't understand what a grapevine is. 

The one where Liz's attempt at stealth is kind of rubbish.

The one where new boys to fixate on is why school matters to Liz.

The one where April is bad and wrong because she moves around when Elly stops looking at her.

Synopsis: Elly is humiliated because April peeked under every bathroom stall ever despite "knowing" she should ask Elly if she can move around.

Summary: Not only is this predicated on the idea that it's the child who's bad instead of the mother who's ( Read more... )

The one where we're reminded the only joy Elly allows herself is bellowing about how no one cares.

Synopsis: After praising herself for other people's accomplishments, Elly brags about how enjoyable it is to feel under the gun all the time.

Summary: All success is due to Elly's being indispensable. All failure is due to no one listening to Elly. ( Read more... )