The one where April is stared at in confusion when she talks like screenwriter's idea of what a child is.

The one where Sally Brown hands Jeremy ten large and tells him to make it look like an accident.

The one with the horrid poem that reminds us that Mike defines loving him as allowing him to drift through life in a fog where he doesn't have to do anything to justify his existence. 

The one where where we learn what the cruel, hurtful words are: "you have to have a goal in life."

Synopsis: The reason Rhetta wants to go on break is that she has no damn idea who Mike is or what he wants. Mike bails out because he doesn't want things like agendas messing up his mind.

Summary: Since he has no idea who she is either, tomorrow's ( Read more... )

The one where April channels a dead schmaltz merchant.

Synopsis: Instead of talking like a regular person in the real world and assuming that loads of Christmas cards equals busloads of friends, April is assigned a glurgey line that would kill a diabetic on contact.

Summary: This is the sort of fat weekly that leads to fawning praise from people ( Read more... )

The one that's a stupid God-damned coincidence, MICHAEL!

Synopsis: Rhetta does nothing but hurt Michael by making the dangerous, foolish and unsupportable assumption that he would actually act on an impulse.

Summary: This is the idiot who just stopped making friends when Weed spoke to him. He's never going to make a move on Jody or Kit.

The one where Mike is blindsided by the predictable again.

Synopsis: Mike is blindsided by Rhetta not simply agreeing to be treated as if she has no choice to accept his changing the deal.

Summary: Love means never having to say I'm stupid.

The one that's just before the cruel, hurtful words "I'm a person too."

The one where John is stupid evil.

Synopsis: When offering Mike the coldest of comforts, John doesn't remember that most dentist offices have reduced hours over the holidays.

The one where we're reminded of why the Housening was inevitable.

Synopsis: Mike brings his laundry home with him because he's too stupid to understand that he's allowed to use his landlady's washer dryer.