The one about flurries that goes on fridges.

The one with the hypocrisy that burns.

The one where Liz puts an end to family togetherness.

The one with whimsy about horses.

The one with the return of Dueling Lies We Tell Children.

The one where John forgets that children see time as dragging along slowly.

The one that has Elly's ironing underwear intersect with a fad.

The one where Mike realizes that he brought his problem with him. 

The one where the answering machine is a slightly better parent than Elly. 

The one where the hard part about moving is the move itself.

Synopsis: Eminently predictable comment about how the actual move is the hard part.

Summary: Mike will be astonished by something else that's blazingly obvious on Saturday.