thanks maria for reminding me to post that i FINISHED the master cleanse all by myself like a big girl. the whole ten freaking days. i did it. wooooooo. ok, now i've just been trying to wean myself back into solid food. food is great. life is great. it's your turn maria. uuuu kahn duuu eeeet.

i find myself watching the food network and looking through all the cookbooks i own and flagging things i'm excited to make once i'm done with all this. and yes, looking at pictures of food and salivating. i am so close to the finish line. emily called me on her way home from work and said she's meeting alina and pangle for dinner in naperville ( Read more... )

day fivewoke up reasonably early and did the salt flush, made some lemonade, and started to do some "sunday" things like laundry, dusting, etc. emily and i went to pier 1 to get some stuff cos my discount went up to 25% yesterday. we drove around sweating and i was drinking luke warm lemonade (i think my ac is busted). i got lost somehow trying ( Read more... )

day two was a piece of cake. my new nickname in the apartment is poopy pants. seems to fit well except i haven't pooped my pants....yet. no real challenges yesterday except we went to see sex and the city at 12:15 last night and the smell of popcorn was absolute toture. i looooove popcorn. and emily was passing those dibs ice cream things to ( Read more... )

way-ell, i know i haven't been around these parts in a long time but as of today i have started the MASTER cleanse. i have wanted to do this for a very very long time. my best buddy nicole smith made it 5 out of the 10 days a couple years ago. last january my friend colby made it 3 days, maria made it 9 and carrie made it the whole 10! i wussed ( Read more... )

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