I'm furious right now. first fucking woman witj her dog comes in and i politely tell her that we can't allow dogs in the store. immediately she gets an attitude: "well am i paying for my drinks or should i take my money else where?" so i say it's fine for now but for future reference dogs aren't allowed in the store. then i jokingly add plus i'm ( Read more... )

So now I'm going to finish up my internship paper and be really done with school. My dad calls me last night from Haiti on my Cell phone (WTF!!!) to tell me that my mom told him that I was going out every night and coming home late ( Read more... )

“It hurt, I blacked out, and then I woke up a vampire. I don’t know what Anne Rice crap you’ve been reading, but there’s nothing romantic about giving a bum some money for a sandwich and then finding out he’d rather eat you instead ( Read more... )

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Ok so the other day I'm putting gas in my car, standing there kinda spacing out, and then I hear a banging sound. I look over and this chick is like, trying to forcefully insert the nozzle into her gas tank, and for some reason it required her to... I don't know use force. She was even pushing at it with her hip and everything. Then she finally ( Read more... )

My mom brought these coupons home; 20 pcs chicken nuggets for $2.99.... I'm in chicken nugget heaven as I'm cussing her name because I'm going to gain like, 20 pounds of nuggets in my ass lol. Whatever. The school semester's over, and I'm free for about a month. I'm so exited and I just can't hide it lol ( Read more... )

Ok so tonight I'm drinking and hanging out with this asian hottie because he's about to be shipped off to Iraq or something, and we're constantly feeling each other up and shit. I would have been totally happy if it didn't go farther than that. I was hopping, but whatever, I don't care. Then his friend has a mental break down and totally kills the ( Read more... )

Most Retarded Conversation EVER ( Read more... )

I rode my bike to and from work today. it was great!!! I was kinda scared at first, but it wasn't that bad at all. took me about half an hour because i was being kinda careful i guess. My mom is praying for me, and keeps warning me that I'm carrying my coffin around with me lol. Whatever. I like it. I feel like I got a good work out out of it once ( Read more... )

the fridge door at work fell off and hit me on the head. Do you know how heavy a fridge door is? let me tell you, it's pretty damn heavy. I have a bump on my forehead and it hurts when I make facial expressions. *sigh ( Read more... )