Coffee drunk: state of being intoxicated by the caffeine naturally found in coffee. symptoms include: incessant talking on the phone for hours, pacing around, going up and down stairs for no reason/running around the house to find some trivial object, mild to moderate nausea, feelings of mania/euphoria, shakiness, inability to sleep, inability to ( Read more... )

my first boyfriend had this habit of retreating to our bedroom whenever he was emotional, turning on some emotional music, and then standing shirtless in front of his little stereo on top of his chest with his hands clasped in front of his mouth as if in prayer. if i came in, to interrupt the sad crooning of Rufus Wainwright or the meloncholy "oy ( Read more... )

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"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or ( Read more... )

America... where an ordinary, chubby, brown-haired girl can become famous for sucking the President's penis.

America...

just completed the new calendar for school year 2003-04.

it's Carol Channing themed.

luscious.

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cheap white zinfandel was such a mistake. never, never again my friends.

i'm not sure if it was brilliant satire, or a sign of the utter stupidity of American television, but i just watched something called The Miss Dog Pageant on (where else) FOX. every detail of this show was modeled after the various beauty pageants, right down to the "this is your moment" song at the end to the winner. i spent most of this hour ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'45%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 61.2%Shamelessness85.7%
Has yet to see self in mirror 76.6% Sex Drive 71.1%
A fool for love, but not always74.8%Straightness100%
40% Gayness 10.7%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 79.2%
Fucking Sick93.8%
Refreshingly ( Read more... )