does anyone have a windows 95 disk with a product code, perchance? my laptop is having software issues (it's very old) and i can't find the original software. i know it must be in a box somewhere but i can't find it. grr. HELP!

i'm your penis... i'm the fire of your desire...

rawr

"Jonathan: Good news. You will be getting a TA for the Fall. You were an
alternate and your number came up! Regards, ..."

"speed racer is dead" (lemme guess who will get this one ( Read more... )

i'm letting myself have one of those mornings where everything goes slowly and the daytime seems more meaningful and fulfilling. so far, the schedule has been:

9 am. bath

9:45 am. coffee perking

10 am. miss peggy lee playing, that crazy Price is Right on, enjoying the coffee in my half nekkidness

life is good...

CUDJOE KEY, Florida (Reuters) - Dozens of pilot whales beached themselves on Friday in shallow waters in the Florida Keys, according to officials and rescue workers. According to one source, the whales came to the shore with muddied American flags and formed a chain out of their bodies spelling out "No Blood For Oil ( Read more... )

i lit the candles, to mask the stale air, and turned out the lights, sleeping, trying not to worry about mother's worry about calamitous house fires. as if wax could leap from two candles within wine glasses, or the tiny flame could jump from its resevoir of meltiness and catch some anonymous object on fire. and yet, i lay the match aside, ( Read more... )

Rocco is so hot...

but hey, this Dell Trinitron monitor kicks ass. i wouldn't trade it even for the new Dell guy naked and covered in oil. well. maybe i would.

i wish i had foreskin...