Happy Birthday World!

[biogant]

The world is 6011 years old today. In other news the man who originally came up with that number was a bishop working at Trinity College in Ireland! Ireland is responsible for the inbred fuckwits in the south believing this crap! I'm so ashamed.http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/

Comments

[pearlbeachlady]

Hey! Not all inbred fuckwits live in the south!!

(some live elsewheres)

[biogant]

Hehehe, I consider everything south of Columbus, Ohio the south. So it covers most of the country :-p.

[pearlbeachlady]

oh, whatEVER

[biogant]

Hey, I didn't say ALL of the southerners were inbred fuckwits, only a certain percentage. The 40% who vote.

[jediro]

Hey, give the world a break! I heard it wanted a dinosaur for its birthday...but too bad all the dinosaurs died in the flood.... So now the world is sad. So am I, because I would also like a dinosaur. To think I only missed them by 6000 some years, instead of the millions I though I missed them by.

[biogant]

Oh come now Ro, the world wasn't playing nice with its dinosaur so God took them away. Besides you didn't miss them by 6000 years. Bishop Uusher dated the flood too and it was less than 4000 years ago! (the ark touched down on Mt Ararat on 5 May 2348 BC `on a Wednesday'). I mean you JUST missed the dinosaurs.

[loadhan]

He's only partially right.

There Goes The Dinosaurs

Those that survived the flood could barely breath and were then killed by early 1800's American frontiersmen.

Din'cha know?