So I decided to waste some time today (because I've been working entirely too much lately), so I downloaded some statistics and had some fun with them. I give you crime rates by Red, Blue, and Swing States ( Read more... )

There are times I think my grip on reality is somewhat tenuous… or that I just don’t care enough to internalize my reactions to the perceived irony around me. Yesterday I was in a meeting with everyone who’s involved in my project at the lab. It was two hours of talking about all of the work I’ve done and everything that’s going to come of it. ( Read more... )

I recently joined twitter and I must say I find it to be a good concept, but just slightly too short to be fun. For instance, I can't post limericks on Twitter because the average limerick is about 170 characters (which is above the 140 character limit of Twitter). In response to that I have composed the following limerick ( Read more... )

I just sent an email to my boss ( Read more... )

I think I'm pathologically incapable of being straightforward with people. Yesterday an ex of mine called me up to ask for a ride from the airport. She hadn't spoken to me in month... since the last time she needed a ride to the airport. I wanted to say 'You only talk to me when you need my car, go to hell bitch.' Instead I said, 'You get a ( Read more... )

Answer the door not wearing any pants and call him Chelsea. He will naturally try to avert his eyes without looking down, hilarity ensues.

Applying Draconian Christian Morality to the denizens of Meerkat Manor. FYI Mozart is a whore and deserved the wrath that God has heaped upon her for her whoredom.

Seriously, it would cost me nearly 2 grand to fly to South Africa next week. Planes need to figure out a way to be more efficient so I can scamper around the globe more.

It's a roleplaying sourcebook called Kill Puppies For Satan. This may be one of the funniest satires I've ever read of the gaming industry... I sort of want to play a game of it.

It happened just a few hours ago. I saw that one of my favorite singers was coming to America for one day only and playing a free show two states away. My first impulse was to go, but I had no idea how. I quickly posted about it on my AIM status, where all important messages go, and I tried to find someone to drive down to Tennessee with me ( Read more... )