Ways to make the UPS Guy really uncomfortable #1

[biogant]

Answer the door not wearing any pants and call him Chelsea. He will naturally try to avert his eyes without looking down, hilarity ensues.

Comments

[melster]

Bwahahaha.

Also, I am in Cleveland now. We should hang out.

[biogant]

Yes! Either tonight or tomorrow night we need to hang out, and maybe hunt some wild hobos.

[payback1130]

Is this part of a series? You're teaching a valuable skill and I desire to learn more.

[biogant]

If Chelsea keeps ordering packages delivered by UPS I do envision this becoming a series. Also I passed said UPS guy in the lab today, he refused to make eye contact.