So apparently Ashlee Simpson is possibly pregnant? And Jessica, her older sister is apparently "jealous because she wants kids too."

Um Jessica, seriously, how are you having trouble getting pregnant? Half of the planet's population (the male half) wants to have sex with you. Give me a break.

Marriage is fun. It's like, exactly what I was doing before, except, now I'm married. I like introducing people to Lindsay as "this is my wife, Lindsay." Makes me feel grown-up. I like having a ring on, it makes me feel like people will take me more seriously ( Read more... )

So I get married this saturday. That's exciting. Then we're going to St. Thomas for a few days to lounge in the sun and drink pina coladas ( Read more... )

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Does it get any better?

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We actually have a set of protocols at work called: "CYA protocols."

let me know what you think CYA stands for.

Dear Right-Wing Nut-Jobs,

When even The Pope acknowledges that evolution has a lot of scientific backing, and that it is absurd to ignore it then maybe you should quit being ridiculous and grow up.

Signed,

Open-Minded Moderate

I know you still read my journal. I casually dropped the pregnancy in amongst the entries that were public, just to see if it'd get a reaction out of you. And sure enough a few days later I got a "congratulations on your engagement" facebook message from you even after several months of silence. Proof enough for me ( Read more... )

Love is Eternal.