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I was stuck behind an old lady in traffic for 20 minutes today. She was cruising at a steady 15 miles per hour on the highway with her right turn signal on the whole time. She was holding up traffic for miles. I think I have skin cancer now because I was stuck under the sun for so long. Vultures started to circle her car because she was so damn old ( Read more... )

It is Christmas time. A time of joy, a time of happiness, a time of little kids running around thinking they're 24. So I was walking around the mall this evening with my friend Dom and walked into hippie paradise a.k.a. East Meets West. There was a little kid who must've been about 10 years old talking into his cell phone like he was important ( Read more... )

I just got an X-box, with Halo 2 and the headset thing. Of course I have been spending many hours just connecting with people and shooting the shit out of each other. But I never realized that there was an entire culture, for lack of a better term, of nerdy ass gamers who spend not hours but entire collective days per week becoming masters at the ( Read more... )

I had just finished watching The Punisher (remake) with John Travolta and that idiot from Deep Blue Sea. I don't know if any of you have seen it, frankly I don't give a shit but the movie was utterly horrible. I could have had my grandma shit on a movie reel and it would have done better. Now first things first, why the HELL did John Travolta ( Read more... )

Well what can I say? I've cared too much about the wrong things. And like I said in my away message, I know this is the millionth time ranting about this, but I don't give a shit anymore. I've figured that the more you care, the less likely anything is going to happen. So not caring is now a motiff of mine. One that I will be very fond of for ( Read more... )

Do you want free long distance or free text messaging? let me know, i will surely be a great friend and help you out with that. p.s... u need verizon or t-mobile.

today was...fun i guess...went to get my car reinspected and passed...YIPEE...then came home and hung out at home until luis came by...we went to menlo and met up with the "crew"...yeehaw...afterwards we went to fridays...now i am home...yeah sounds like fun, but believe me it was a lot better than it sounds.. i made luis laugh and spit ovaltine ( Read more... )

it's sorta late but i can't sleep...so what do all guys do when they can't sleep? thats right, write some poetry. i felt compelled to do so just for the fact that i haven't written anything in a while...hmm ,last time i did was like 2 months ago ( Read more... )

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