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Things I'm looking forward to doing when I move home...
- Curling up with my dad on the couch for "CSI Sundays".
- Kicking my brother's asses at Wii.
- Taking the mick out of my mum and then trying not to laugh as she thumps me.
- Going out for lunch with my mum for "girly chats".
- This:
Okay, that's not my cat but he does something similar. We have a pair of decks because my middle brother DJ's. ( Read more... ) -
Random Fact of the Day
- I can do Indiana Jones style tricks with a bullwhip.
Why have I remembered that? Because I'm trying to think up something scarier than a cat o' nine for a story and had vague memories of being cajoled into learning how to use a bullwhip for a short film. I think I still bear scars somewhere... -
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Sorry. Got to post this because it amuses the hell out of me. If you don't know who they are, Google "Top Gear"!
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Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down...
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down...Right, let me tell you a little story. A little story about another time in my life. Apparently I have trouble expressing my emotions. I can go with that; it took my parents several years to find out that I have a loan to clear off a bunch of debt I ran up while at ( Read more... ) -
"My name's Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life... "
No one else is going to get this but it's for shits and giggles. And to remind me to do something about it.
Jack Bauer
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I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien...
I'm an Englishman in New York ( Read more... ) -
Running With The Wolves
I'm planning, on the insistence of a friend and my youngest brother, to take up jogging. I did protest that I've got a knackered knee, dodgy hip and if I run I'll wind up with 2 black eyes from jiggling boobs. But that wasn't enough to shut up the gruesome twosome. Apparently, as long as I raise my heart rate then it'll work and, as my weight drops ( Read more... ) -
If I Ran The World
Train travel, it used to be on the same par as air travel. It used to be elegant, beautiful and, above all, a privelege. Then the rot that was Beeching and privitaisaton set in and we're all reduced to riding the equivilant of a moving rubbish bin. And that's if they decide to turn up at all. I gave up caring a long time ago when I heard the ( Read more... ) -
Been Naughty Part 2
More fan-fiction for you, from the fandom that shall not be named. I'm still waiting for someone to come and sniper my ass for changing sides.
It was inspired by one of my favourite songs ("Get It On" - T.Rex) and one of my favourite films ("Blue Juice"). Unfortunately, "Blue Juice" is such an obscure/unloved film that I can't find the scene that ( Read more... ) -
Charity shops
It's something that caught my interest after a conversation with a French staff member at the store I work in ( Read more... )
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