So I just found out that Paolo can't cater my birthday party with gelato because he's closed until February! That mother-fucker ( Read more... )

I have officially quit smoking! Yea for me ( Read more... )

The date was...ummm... I got booty!!! (well, at least blown ( Read more... )

It's very difficult to be a savvy gay shopper when you're with your mother. Everything looks to tight, too revealing, too gay!!! I just want to reveal my "manley" physique!!! Just take me for who I am mom... Who I was meant to be!!! 'Cause if you give a damn, you'll take me-- or leave me ( Read more... )

Oh dear lord, I have literally shopped until I dropped. I can't go on anymore. But I'm gunna look freaking-A hot with all the clothes I bought!!!
We have a little Armani-Exchange, a little Sisley, a little Versace, a little Dolce & Gabbana... Oh hell yeah boys! I had 1200 bucks to sling around, and we did not go cheap!

Damn. Tomorrow is christmas... I can't believe it! The day Jesus was born, the day Santa comes to see the little children, and the day of hell with distant relatives whom I will not speak of ( Read more... )

Oh dear god!!! I just got back from the mullet capital of the world... a trailor park trap in the middle of nowhere!!! Jesup, GA. Ever heard of it? Probably not! Well my dad lives in that town (my parents are divorced), and I haven't seen him in 4 months! How awkward can a trip to see him possibly be? Fuck! I haven't been to Jesup in 2 and a half ( Read more... )

I recall a song by Faith Hill, "Let Me Let Go." She talks about how easy it seemed for her ex-lover to let her go, but asks why it is so hard to let him go. He moved on with his life, and she knows that their break-up was for the best, but doesn't know why it is so hard to let his memory go ( Read more... )

Michelle and I just had Christmas. (Christmas is code for something else, boys!!!) JK... I got a ghetto fabulous scarf that she knitted from scratch, and an awesome blanket that she made from an old ship sail!!! She is so gifted :p ( Read more... )

So damn-it!!! I'm sick again, and I just got over this freakin virus ( Read more... )