Okay, so it was about 8 years ago when I said that I would never write in this god-forsaken live journal again, but I must add one more thing to the pile. For those of you who can't keep your nose out of other people's business--if you're gunna root around in the dirt like a pig, you're gunna get shit on your nose! Meaning, you read a fucking live ( Read more... )

I must say, live journal isn't all it's cracked up to be ( Read more... )

Evidently, Howard Stern is out of come-backs ( Read more... )

Lastnight I learned the difference between making love and casual sex-- Anal Fuckage was not what I had in mind for my MLK day off ( Read more... )

The obnoxious sound of bereavement coming from a long-lost lover is really starting to annoy me. Unfortunately, I have no other choice but to read this melancholic cry for a purpose and meaning for his life because goddamn live journal presents his latest posts to me on my “friends” page. Furthering my adversity, I’m too fucking computer-illiterate ( Read more... )

Never thought I'd say this one week after break, but I am so ready to go back home ( Read more... )

I really want to bartend for xtra cash! I think I would make a damn good bartender 'cause i can mix damn near any drink. I went to Longhorn for dinner, set at the bar, and talked to the bartender about the criteria for becoming one. She said that people hired off the street recieve free training, and it's not that hard. She also said that they're ( Read more... )

Oh dear lord! I forgot how miserable this place was... well, it's not that bad. besides, i kind of missed ole rome.
Believe it or not, my first night back was spent drinking scotch and watching desperate housewives with michelle. and i might add that we have our first day of class tomorrow-- with a hangover!
okay. wish me luck with classes!!!

Tomorrow is the day. The day I venture back to the old Berry Bubble. This time it will be different. I will return as a changed man. I feel...classy these days. No more wild nights, no more smoking, no, no, no!!!

Wish me luck on this next semester. I'm going to need it to battle these 18 hours of bliss including three sciences, english, and

Yes. It is almost that time again. Time to go back to school...but I'm sort of sad eventhough I am ready to leave this shit-hole I call home and go back to the Berry Bubble- I'm sad. I had alot to happen this break. I've faced good times, heartache and pain, and I quit smoking! Now it's time to put my new year's resolution to the challenge, and ( Read more... )